Shipping Information

Dan ships FREE, DISCREETLY and WORLDWIDE! The catch is that our awesome free or flat rate shipping ONLY applies to the contiguous (lower 48) Unites States. Alaska, Hawaii, and all International earthlings please contact us via email unless you see a specific AK/HI or International option upon checkout. (we’re working on this)

Dan, how long will it take for me to get my order?

The quick and easy answer is 1-5 days.

The long version: If your order fits in a small box (8”x10”x6” or smaller), it will most likely arrive in 2-3 business days. Larger orders take 1-5 business days based on location. Special order items, or exceptions that may take longer than this will typically get a follow up call or email to notify of any potential delays. Backorder items do occur from time to time, Dan and his team do their best to fulfill all orders as swiftly as possible.”